How small is your cock?

What is considered a small cock? Well, for me, I believe anything from six inches and under is just humiliating. Not only is it humiliating but its honest pretty fucking pathetic. If you believe a woman could be pleased by anything under six inches then you’re clearly in denial. I’ve never met a woman who really enjoyed a small a cock. It does nothing, that’s why you never see dildos as small as your cock. Because it’s fucking useless. I want to share a story about a date I went on last year. ( Before the world got sucked into a global pandemic. )

I met this guy on Tinder and my only intentions were to get myself in his bed by the end of the night. His profile was very misleading to say the least. His profile picture was a shirtless mirror picture and he was showing off his sexy abs and biceps. He was a very very handsome man from just looking at him. However, I totally assumed a handsome man like that would have at least somewhat of a good sized cock. I was completely wrong. Anyway, I should have known because usually men will ask me for naughty pics or they’d send a pic of their cock to try to impress me. He did not. I took that as a sign that maybe he was just being respectful. No, he was hiding something.

We met at a restaurant.

When I got there I could see him waiting for me and I sat down next to him at the table he reserved. We had a wonderful dinner and eventually we started heading to his place. I am always extra safe about this kind of stuff. I always let my guy best friend know exactly where I am just in case I need him to rescue me from anything. (  He was also my friend with benefits at the time, if ya know what I mean! ) Once we got to his place, we were making out but he didn’t even try to put his hands on my body. I thought maybe he was just a shy guy so I made the first move.

I put my hand down his pants while my tongue was down his throat. Immediately, I had gasped and yanked my hand away. I swear on everything holy, it felt like this guy had a pussy instead of a cock. I was shocked! His eyes were filled with embarrassment and fear. I had to see what the fuck was in his pants because there was no way there was cock between his legs! I made him take his pants and boxers off and my eyes got so wide. This was the smallest cock I had ever seen. I don’t even think it’s fair to call it a cock. Really, it looked more like a swollen clitoris. I burst into laughter and snapped a pic and sent it to my friend.

Part one

Stay tuned for part two coming out on Saturday! Or, if you can’t wait, check out my audio!