Time sure does fly! This is my fourth blog! It’s a different vibe this time around. lol Enjoy the humilation, pussyless incels and simps!
Pussyless Losers – Simpin Ain’t Easy – Part 1
Let’s face it. You’re a pussyless virgin, and you’ll never have a girlfriend. Obviously, you have your hand, a fleshlight, and me, who you can call to cum to. Your dreams of owning a home and having a beautiful family end here. You won’t have a beautiful wife and kids, so get your head out of the clouds, loser. Of course, you’ll never be a REAL MAN; you’re just a wimp and a simp.
So, this is how things are going to play out. 1. You’ll admit that I’m beautiful. 2. I’ll be receiving your total devotion. 3. You’ll have to come to terms with the fact that you’re a pathetic loser. 4. Clearly, you’re a pussyless incel, so just give up! Anyway, those 4 steps are only the beginning. Much more is in store for you, simp! Lol, You’re in for a very humiliating and eye-opening ride.
Let’s say that you’ve had a crush on Stacy for the longest time.
If you don’t know what a Stacy is, then here’s a definition. ‘Stacy is a pejorative slang term for a woman stereotyped as extremely good-looking, but also vapid, vain, rude, and only interested in sex.’ Stacy never gave you the time of day. You’ve spent so much time and money on her, but she’s never seen you as a man or a sexual being. Lmao, Time for you to go cry in the corner.
Now, here’s Chad. Stacy is in love with Chad.
Chad doesn’t see Stacy as wifey material, so Stacy will be pining for Chad even though he only sees her as a fuck doll and nothing more. Chad can have any woman he wants, so why would he settle? He’s good looking, makes over 6 figures a year, 6 feet tall, and he has a huge cock. He doesn’t want just any woman, he wants a perfect woman. Tragic, isn’t it? It’s a vicious cycle.
Furthermore, it’s terrible that you’re a pussyless virgin loser! Not even Becky wants you. Here’s the definition of a Becky: ‘Becky is a pejorative American slang term for a young white woman. The term has come to be associated with a ‘white girl who loves Starbucks and Uggs and is clueless about racial and social issues.’ Basic bitches don’t want you. No one wants your sad ass. Haha, It’s okay. You’ve got me, but you can’t touch me. So sad.
I’m neither a Stacy nor a Becky.
I’m an enigma; a manic pixie dream girl. I exist in a vacuum. I’m here to feed your delusions from time to time. I’ll tell you what you want to hear, but we all know that whatever I say will be a lie. Maybe you’ll have some character development, afterall, that’s what manic pixie dream girls are for. We’re here to turn your sad self into a much better and improved version. We all know the truth, though, don’t we? You won’t self improve. Obviously, you don’t want to change.
The obvious truth is hilarious, isn’t it? Being pussyless sure does suck! You’ll stay eating Doritos and gulping down Mountain Dew in your mother’s basement, you weirdo. Masturbating day and night to porn and cam girls is what you’ll always do; it’s your routine. You’re most likely following multiple women on Instagram, TikTok, and Twitch. All of those beautiful women have a boyfriend or a husband. They’re taken. Lol, Good luck getting any of them to notice you. They don’t want you, bruh. These chicks want your money and the gifts you send them, not your gross cock or little heart. Keep your nasty sausage fingers away from their supple skin!
I bet you can’t wait for part 2, you absolute freak! lmao If you don’t want to wait, then you can listen to my audio with even more degrading details!
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