How To Eat Pussy Part 1
Is there anything more erotic, more satisfying, more – mere words fail me – than going down on a woman, eating hair pie, giving her head, having a box lunch, performing oral sex, eating her out, etc.? I think not. What is more the essence of sex than a woman’s vagina? The source of her pleasure, home of the clitoris, center of her sexual universe? All roads lead to the vagina, do they not? When you hold a woman’s legs apart and use your tongue and talents correctly, you may indeed become a very popular lover indeed. Songs may be written about you. Statues erected of your likeness. College dorms are named after you. At the very least, you’ll have very few lonely nights. As one of the lovely gals in “Sex and the City’ once opined, “If a man can do that well, he doesn’t need to do anything else.”
If there’s a girl who doesn’t love having her pussy showered with affection, I haven’t met her. And if you’re new to this form of intense pleasure, if you want to be a better lover and realize there’s no manual, I believe I can help.
Now, for those of you who don’t know a vulva from a Volvo, or a clitoral hood from an oven hood, let’s start with a quick and simple anatomy lesson, so we’re all on the same page when it comes to descriptions. The entire outside of the vagina is called the vulva. The large, soft outside lips are the labia majora, while the inside, thinner, and more delicate lips are called the labia minora. High up on top, inside the inner lips is the clitoral hood, which when lifted reveals the clitoris itself, which can actually swell and become somewhat erect. The small opening right below the clitoris is the urethra, where urine comes out. Below the urethra of course is the larger opening of the vagina. Between the vagina and the anus is the perineum, called the ‘taint’ in slang. Got all that? Good, let’s get to it.
Do understand, please, that every person on the planet is different. One woman’s honey may be another’s poison or something like that. Instructions are fine, but we’re not assembling a bicycle here. There’s more than one way to do it. In fact, there are many, many ways. As they say, communication is the key, baby. If she likes what you’re doing, or even loves it, keeps it up. If she doesn’t like your technique, all is not lost. Just dial it down a notch perhaps, and begin with the basics as I will explain them.
Don’t rush to the vagina as soon as you’re both aroused enough to undress. Take your time, oh impatient one, it will be worth the wait. Start with her neck and shoulders. Caress, kiss, and lick your way down her chest, lingering on her breasts. I can not overstate how sensitive a woman’s nipples are. When you circle her aureoles with your lips or fingers, then lightly squeeze her nipples, she’ll likely feel the vibration right down to her buzzing pussy. Not too long on those nipples, though – she may get sensitive quickly and you don’t want to make her squirm -yet.
Kiss the soft insides of her thighs, her calves, even her feet. By the time you get down to the vagina itself, she should be primed and aching for oral sex.
Do take your time and by all means, enjoy yourself down there. It’s what you’ve been dreaming about, right? Savor the sight, the smell, and the glory of it all. Kiss it, caress it, rub your thumbs all over the soft folds of beautiful flesh. Are you getting the picture? This is no time to rush, you’re not eating an ice pop here. It’s not going to melt. Be slow and thorough. Trust me – she’ll appreciate it.
Don’t go right for the kill by starting off licking her clit. Men are results-oriented, I know, and want to make her cum fast. But it’s not all about the orgasm, it’s about the journey. So slow down. First, lick her outside and inside pussy lips with broad, flat strokes of your tongue. Then, lick around the inside of her vagina and, if you like, use your stiffened tongue like a mini penis, sticking it in and out of the hole. Lick around the bottom of her pussy and her perineum. If she’s comfortable having her asshole licked,
Even if she’s never had it done before, ask her if she’ll just give it a try. Hopefully, she’s open-minded and will let you. You may send her to heaven this way. Now, when all this prep work is done, move your tongue up to the clit, and even when you get there, toy with it. Lick around the clit in circles, lick over the top, around the bottom. All before you really get down to business, which is sucking her clit into your mouth and licking it fast with the tip of your tongue until she cums.
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