So, I know that jerking off must get pretty monotonous. It is part of the reason you call me so that I can help you. We can get really creative together. With that in mind, there is something that I would like you to try for me. I know it is going to sound a little strange, but I promise that if you keep an open mind you will love it. We are going to mix food play and JOI in this naughty fun blog. So before you settle in I am going to need you to make sure you have everything you need to complete this task. Seriously, this is going to be so much fun.

First, I need you to get a ripe watermelon. Yes, a whole uncut watermelon. Measure the girth of your cock against the end of the watermelon. Carefully cut a hole just skin deep the width of your head. Listen, I am going to need you to be honest about how big it is if you cut it too big you will be mad. You will lose the effectiveness of this trick. Next, scoop out about 3 inches deep. After that, stick a long spoon, or skinny knife into that hole and mash up the inside. You want it mushy and you will probably lose a bit and that is ok. You do need to make some room in there. The next step may be common sense, but I am going to say it anyway. Carry it with the hole upright to your shower. Do not do this in your bed!

So, you are officially ready for our food play JOI.

Obviously, I need you to get naked, and I would like it if you sat on the edge of your tub with your feet inside. If this is really uncomfortable for you sit inside the tub, but you are warned you will need to shower after. Before we start you should know I have done some research on masturbating with different food. The watermelon is good because of the amount of water inside, it is supposed to mimic the feel of a woman who squirts. You have to admit you are curious now, aren’t you? Take a few deep breaths for me and focus on me. We want to get that cock of yours rock hard before you stick it in there.

Close your eyes and picture my perky mouthful of tits and juicy ass. Slowly, start to caress your shaft for me. Squeezing it down at the base and start dragging your fingers up and down. Are you getting hard for me baby? I know you are ready to try this watermelon and so am I. Now, I want you to start by sticking two of your fingers into that hole. Feeling that squishy wet spread. Can you imagine that feeling spreading on your head? Did it stretch that erection? Great, we need it super hard. JOI? I am ready.

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