Extraterrestrial Phone Sex – Angels Dirty Diary – My Sexy UFO Story

It all happened on the weekend; I never thought I’d have my own extraterrestrial phone sex story to tell. Here it is, Lee Newsdebate caught my attention when I couldn’t sleep one evening. They invited me to join the discussion on UFOs. How could I resist those little green devils who enjoyed anal probing about as much as I do? I was in and joined Lee and his cohost EmCee in the studio for an exciting live show. It was all about the paranormal that went on into the early morning hours. Emcee left, unable to stay, but Lee and I were on a roll.

We Continued Late Into The Night

The talk turned to the side of making fun of the alien anal probe. I was more than happy to share my expertise on aliens and Anal, but eventually, we closed down the podcast and decided to leave for the night. As Lee was walking me to my car, It happened! We were pulled into the air, and I realized my whole body was tingling. As I looked above me, I saw a giant spacecraft funny I didn’t notice it before. My Butthole Tingled With Excitement. Maybe it was the electric field, but I felt as excited as a kid at Christmas. Lee looked at me, and I asked if he thought we would get probed. He didn’t look as enthusiastic about it as I was, so I left it alone for the moment.

When we got on the ship, their intentions were clear.

It looked like we stepped into a ’70s porn film with a sci-fi twist. There were Aliens in robes like Hugh Hefner, in dom gear with whips; another was stirring a giant vat of lube; others had strange guns that looked like massive dildoes. Were those probes? I thought excitedly. Suddenly cheesy porno music started playing, and robes began dropping. It was apparent the intensions of these Aliens was to have some mind-expanding sexual androgyny-filled group sex. I was torn between a desire to join in with the action, but the realist told me to stay back and wait to be invited. Then one of them beckoned us, and he had a probe! Lee was standing there in shock. I thought id better woman up and take one for the team. A lady alien took an interest in Lee, but she didn’t have a probe, so I was happy about that.

Will Angel and Lee measure up to the Alien’s expectations? You can find out three days from now in part two, or get the audio story told by my own sexy voice.