Blasphemy Fantasy – Try To Take London To Church Part 1

I’m sure everyone at one time or another has had a blasphemy fantasy. Maybe you’re just looking for something outrageous to get you off or maybe you really like sticking it to the man. I mean, if you were going to stick it to anyone, you might as well go big or go home. Whatever your reasoning, I’m right there with you. Keep in mind, this is also coming from a Pagan fetishist who thrives on making people feel uncomfortable.

If you’re an avid church-goer who would never take the “Lord’s” name in vain then this isn’t where you wanna be. If your sensibilities are fragile then you need to leave. Okay, disclaimer over, let’s get to the fun!

One day, I looked out the window of my second-floor apartment just to be nosey. Sometimes I’d masturbate in front of my window when the courtyard was clear of all crotch goblins. But, that’s an entirely different story for another time.

My teeth clenched together when I saw the JW’s prowling around going door-to-door. I knew they would soon be upon me like a plague. Before I realized it, my jaw was moving and I was grinding my teeth audibly. The sound made me cringe so before my teeth turned to dust, I decided to make a few preparations.

If I was going to be bombarded by Jesus’s bitch boys, I might as well have a little fun with it.

I knew it wouldn’t take them long to get to my door since pretty much everyone turns them away. Some people are nice about it and others literally slam their door in their faces. Once, my neighbor shut his door so hard, my living room walls shook. And, he happened to be out that Saturday morning.

So, I stripped down to nothing. Oh, yes, I was going to answer my door bare ass fucking naked. I couldn’t help but giggle as I started laying my toys out on my coffee table. There were dildos, plugs, a few BDSM items, and whatever I could think of that would make the Bible-toting jackasses stop in their tracks.

Oh, but I wasn’t going to stop there. I wasn’t done by a long shot. Grabbing some lube out of my nightstand drawer, I slathered it on a butt plug. What was special about that particular plug was the fact that it had a tail coming out of it. I didn’t want them to miss out on my anal accessory so I made it to where there was no way they would.

Last, but certainly not least, I found a small vibrator that was great as a wearable. I slipped it inside my pussy, but the vibrating end up against my clit, and turned it on. It felt so good gently massaging my clit. I was getting very wet and for the first time, I couldn’t wait for the Bible-thumping jackoffs to come to my door. All that was left was to wait not-so-patiently for the knock that would give me an intense orgasm. My body shuddered in anticipation.

And, there it was. It was the tap-tap of knuckles rapping on wood. I almost creamed right there. But, I held off just a bit longer…


To Be Continued…


Come back on Saturday to check out Part 2 of my Blasphemy Fantasy story!

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