Anything Goes Phonesex – Hottie Dirty Poetry Slam – Part 1

Sometimes a pretty little hottie

With a rockin’ little body

Makes you wanna do the naughty

Will you do it?

And that sweet little honey

Takes all your dirty money

Then laughs like its funny

Can you prove it?

Whether she fucks you or cucks you or tucks you into bed

That naughty little hottie will give you lots of head

She’s better than your wife is what you always said

And on a daily basis this cutie knocks you dead

It’s Evelyn! The greatest

The cute little sadist

Far from the straightest

But close to the latest

Line of goddesses here at the Temple.

So pick your poison wisely

And make your choice precisely

‘Cause not everyone does it nicely

Like I do.

That naughty little hottie will make you go chaste

Just to build up your load and blow it on her face

When you see she’s online you better make haste

It’s not a line, it’s a goddamn death race

Just to see her smile

For a little while

And force her style

On sissy boys too!

Whether you’re a sub or a Dom

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Has the best beauty bombs

That you’ll ever hope to see.

If you like rough sex or fluff sex you’ll never get enough sex

She’ll be your mother or your boss or your sister–but hotter!

The naughty neighbor your stare at but never thought to bother

The cheerleader next door the same age as your daughter

This teen’s tight as a virgin and gives golden showers

She’ll dominate your financials

But her value is substantial

Her cheating is circumstantial

All you need to know is that your search for the one is done, hun

Here she is! The hottie Evelyn

The beautiful and benevolent

Blessed by dear old Marilyn

She’s perfect for you.

Whether you go to clubs or pubs or virtual hubs

This cutie ain’t no scrub bub, join her in the tub, give her a scrub

She’ll purr like a cub then give you a backrub, and when you get a chub

She’ll play with you all night long.

If you need a flogging or a spanking

She’s got the best ranking

She’ll have you break your banking and give her many thankings

In the form of cold, hard cash.

What’s that? A little dick?

You thought you could stick that little prick of a dick in this chick?!

Her ass might be thick but she’s quick to pick a new dick

She’ll have you turning tricks and blowing every Nick and Rick

Obey her clique or you’ll be kicked

Only big dicks make her slick

Black ones, white ones, tan ones, thick ones,

Slide ‘em between her buns

She’ll take fathers and sons and nuns and tons

She’ll even take puns–not too bright, are you, son?

She’ll fuck you, cuck you, breed and buck you

She’ll tease you, please you, birds and bees you…

Thank you so much for reading Part 1 of my Dirty Poetry Slam! Part 2 comes out in a couple of days–and for the ultimate experience, you should buy the audio version. I had a lot of fun writing and reading this one, so I hope you enjoy it as well.

Check out Phone Sex & Why I Became A Goddess At The Temple: Part 1

Evelyn xoxo

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