Anything Goes Phonesex – Hottie Dirty Poetry Slam – Part 1
Sometimes a pretty little hottie
With a rockin’ little body
Makes you wanna do the naughty
Will you do it?
And that sweet little honey
Takes all your dirty money
Then laughs like its funny
Can you prove it?
Whether she fucks you or cucks you or tucks you into bed
That naughty little hottie will give you lots of head
She’s better than your wife is what you always said
And on a daily basis this cutie knocks you dead
It’s Evelyn! The greatest
The cute little sadist
Far from the straightest
But close to the latest
Line of goddesses here at the Temple.
So pick your poison wisely
And make your choice precisely
‘Cause not everyone does it nicely
Like I do.
That naughty little hottie will make you go chaste
Just to build up your load and blow it on her face
When you see she’s online you better make haste
It’s not a line, it’s a goddamn death race
Just to see her smile
For a little while
And force her style
On sissy boys too!
Whether you’re a sub or a Dom
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Has the best beauty bombs
That you’ll ever hope to see.
If you like rough sex or fluff sex you’ll never get enough sex
She’ll be your mother or your boss or your sister–but hotter!
The naughty neighbor your stare at but never thought to bother
The cheerleader next door the same age as your daughter
This teen’s tight as a virgin and gives golden showers
She’ll dominate your financials
But her value is substantial
Her cheating is circumstantial
All you need to know is that your search for the one is done, hun
Here she is! The hottie Evelyn
The beautiful and benevolent
Blessed by dear old Marilyn
She’s perfect for you.
Whether you go to clubs or pubs or virtual hubs
This cutie ain’t no scrub bub, join her in the tub, give her a scrub
She’ll purr like a cub then give you a backrub, and when you get a chub
She’ll play with you all night long.
If you need a flogging or a spanking
She’s got the best ranking
She’ll have you break your banking and give her many thankings
In the form of cold, hard cash.
What’s that? A little dick?
You thought you could stick that little prick of a dick in this chick?!
Her ass might be thick but she’s quick to pick a new dick
She’ll have you turning tricks and blowing every Nick and Rick
Obey her clique or you’ll be kicked
Only big dicks make her slick
Black ones, white ones, tan ones, thick ones,
Slide ‘em between her buns
She’ll take fathers and sons and nuns and tons
She’ll even take puns–not too bright, are you, son?
She’ll fuck you, cuck you, breed and buck you
She’ll tease you, please you, birds and bees you…
Thank you so much for reading Part 1 of my Dirty Poetry Slam! Part 2 comes out in a couple of days–and for the ultimate experience, you should buy the audio version. I had a lot of fun writing and reading this one, so I hope you enjoy it as well.
Check out Phone Sex & Why I Became A Goddess At The Temple: Part 1
